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Coolest Mummy Ever

HAHAHAHA MY MUM IS LIKE DAMN FUNNY.

She suddenly called me like 5 mins ago and she was like, “Eh girl, are you online now? You go see samsung website, they got a new pink phone blahblahblah…”

I was abit like “O___o tell me for what?” but I just went along with it and searched a few models which she said she saw at the shop but I didn’t like them.

So I said, “Aiyah all these also not nice… My current phone nice ma, and it’s still working properly so even if I were to change a phone, I’d change to the LG pink ice cream phone”

And she’s just like, “Oh, so you want that ah? Ok, then I buy for you now, byebye!”

…And then she hangs up.

LOL I checked and today isn’t April Fools or my birthday or X’mas.

Isn’t she just so sweeeeeeeeeet? Yay, now I have a new pink LG phone!!! Although my current one is doing fine… Guess I’ll keep it as a spare phone.

I think my mother has an obsession with buying new handphones.

At one point we had FIVE SPARE PHONES IN THE HOUSE.

FIVE spare phones, all contributed by ONE mother for herself and her two children.

She had so much, she even gave 2 to the maid and one to my grandmother and one to my cousin and one to my auntie.

After giving away so many, we still have 3 spare phones lying around in the house now.

LOL.

Her handphone obsession is HILARIOUS cos she takes foreverrrr to even send one message and has no idea how to use any function in the phone, not even the camera, yet she likes to buy new phones all the time.


Anyway, guess I’m going to have a new phone now!

Absolutely random and quite shocking news, but I’m not complaining!!!!

I love bimbo phones, and I swear LG makes the best bimbo phones :D

I’m using LG Shine in hot pink now as I have been for quite awhile, I don’t like to change phones too often troublesome and pointless…

But I really like it cos the pink is really striking, it makes cute noises when I type, AND when the screen LCD light goes off, THE SCREEN TURNS INTO A MIRROR!!! (“V”)

I don’t just mean it’s so reflective that it looks like a mirror, IT IS A DAMN MIRROR KK.

So small, pretty and simple!!

But one reason I want the LG Ice Cream phone is because the pink suits my other gadgets like my pink vaio lappy and my pink canon e1, cos those pinks are really soft and light, kinda like baby pink and my LG phone usually looks like the odd one out.

PLUS IT IS JUST SO BIMBOTIC AND CUTE CAN?!

My phone

1) has to be pink
2) has to be slim and simple looking
3) has to be absolutely delicious.

Honestly, why would I need a phone with 3g or good stereo system or internet or good camera or whatever…

I have 2 laptops, 2 ipods, 2 cameras and 2 phones now.

AHAH!

One pink laptop, one pink camera, 2 pink phones.

I think it’s about time I blinged my damn ipods to be pink too!!! Waiting for Fidel to bling it with me, cos I am a complete DIY disaster.


HAPPY, I think my mum just made my day!



..Hello baby~~~

P.S – Omg I just found out my mum bought ANOTHER phone for herself! HER CURRENT PHONE LESS THAN 3 MONTHS OLD CAN?!?!?!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME THE NUMBER TO KICK PHONE BUYING ADDICTIONS PLZ!

Why does one person need so many phones?

xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess

Vlogging is addictive!!!

Especially when I didn’t have internet access ay.

All I could do with vaio was play limited games on it and camwhore and take vids…

So I did!!!!

2 more videos before I update a full post on my first day in Perth.

Me and James were like “Let’s see who can remain still for a longer time!”

Men who are afraid of tickles = funny. So strong but so… weak?!

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And….

Wtf the “still shot” for the video below damn sexy sia. Pose like orang utan.

Random vlog of some of my shopping in Perth.

P.S – I know I say a lot of “like” and “really really”I say that alot when I’m tired. LOL.

xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess

Short video update

Waaa I spent like what the past 5 hours sorting and editing photos…

I haven’t even started to UPLOAD them yet!!! The horror.


Anyway, more goofy videos!

This was our second day in Perth:


Pause my face at 0:44 seconds!
HHAHA why do I ALWAYS have spastic moments?!?!

Omg you gotta see James being irritating behind me. SEE? He always acts cool in pics but the truth is he’s a goofball.

Oh ya and the last 4 seconds of my vid was inspired by…

LOL.

And XX is the best I swear!!!


HAHAHAAHAHA I love the wide eyed stares and the hair twirling thing.

xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess

Video of us being on the plane

While I upload and edit hundreds of photos…

This video should provide sufficient entertainment in the mean time:

On our way to Perth!!!

I don’t know what’s up with my goofyness and my cracking voice and weird laughter. Plane flights usually bash my brain and I kinda zonked out after this video.

You are given permission to replay and laugh along with my creepy laughter at 00:15

To be fair to myself, I look extra geeky because of my specs and I have no make up on, I’m halfway through a 7 hour flight way up in the blue blue sky and it was late at night so there!

I usually sound more intelligent and look less goofy.

Really.

REALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY


xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess

Going home

I just reached home from the full day tour, it was pure awesomeness!!!

I need to go take a shower and pack my stuff and have dinner and then go to the airport within 2 hours, ahhhhhh. I realize I hate plane flights.

So sad to go…

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GOODBYE PERTH!

Hello Singapore.


xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess
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