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Shiberty and DaNang!!!

After all the wordy entries I’ve been posting recently, I thought we could all do with a little less reading and some senseless giggling for awhile :)
Well I could, at least!

And so I present to you….


Shiberty and DaNang!!!

LOL that’s Sam’s drawing of us, L4D style. Pretty cute huh? Still can’t believe that’s where we met.

Anyways I decided to dig up and upload some silly videos of us getting up to our usual antics :)

This is for you baby!! I miss you heaps

Read title to roughly know what the vid’s about!! They’re pretty random lol

First time seeing each other in a month, we were quite delirious :]

LOL porridge! I actually like runny ice cream.

Aww look how gentle he is when’s he talking to his mother!

Me: Why are you touching your nipple?
Him: I was touching my heart!

LOL

It was hard to concentrate on giving the waitress my order -___-

LOL at Aquatica. This is pretty damn funny. I love his expression when I give him the finger.

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Good god, I have exams coming up in like a week, and I haven’t even started studying! I’ll still try my best to post regularly.

Wish me luck with my papers!!! I haven’t been attending lessons that regularly… at all. But I’ll make it somehow, I always do.
I must get good results to study in Melbourne!

And I WANT to study in Melbourne. I’ve had enough of Singapore for now. Living overseas for awhile might just be exactly what I need.

xoxo,
Jess

My Heart Will Go on… and on and on and onnnnnnnnn!!!!



Helllllllooooooooooo!!

Missed me?! I finally have time to myself now, Sam just flew back to Melbourne yesterday.

I’m lonely, but this way I get a LOT more things done!

Like just today, I went to school, completed an assignment I had no clue about and surprisingly still got got marked “Very Good”,

went home and packed up my entire room so it’s neater and completed an advertorial and now I am going to write a blog post, woohoo!

Packed my accessories so I can find them easier now. Temporarily held in cardboard boxes :P

I think it’s quite apparent I am a fan of gold, pearls and bling in general!

Yes I am in a good mood… How can I not be? It’s so freaking funny!!!!

You’ll know why later.

I have been terribly busy recently, in fact I really wish I could go to sleep now since my eyes are burning and it’s 3am but I feel so obligated to do a post after all that negligence so here I am!

I have so much to blog about, just not enough time!!!!


Here’s a few pics I took the past week..

Indian food is love.

Sam said that when he dies, he’ll probably get haunted by chickens because he’s eaten so many throughout his lifetime LOL



♥ ♥ Handsome baby!!!! ♥ ♥

Having lunch at Marche’s, he loves that place!!! I like the whole concept and feel too… and there’s just soooo much good food :)

We stuffed ourselves silly, as we always do.

Yup and he ate that whole chicken alone…

I didn’t really take a lot of pictures of myself since I feel super unattractive recently.

Gross, I’m almost like another one of those whiny, insecure girls.. I hope it’s just a passing phase!

I don’t know why I feel this way. It’s depressing!

I have a closet so full of clothes that even after throwing 10 bags worth of stuff away, it still doesn’t close properly cuz it’s overflowing

AND YET everytime I wanna pick out an outfit, I still feel like I always have nothing to wear!

It’s so ridiculous. I don’t think girls can ever have enough clothes, because if you have too little clothes then it sucks to be you but if you have a LOT of clothes, your clothes eventually will get lost in the enormous pile of your own clothes and it gets so hard to find stuff in your room!!!

Anyone else have this problem? Or am I just really self-destructive?

I’ve almost completely gave up on shopping because of this.

Ok, clothing aside, I think I just look really weird in general recently. I can’t tell whether it’s the hair, or the make up, or the bad fashion days…

Perhaps I’m just simply getting uglier T_____T

Nevertheless, because I am a narcissist albeit an increasingly unattractive narcissist, here is one photo of me that looks moderately decent-ish.

My eyes look huge.

Surprisingly. Maybe because I’m going like this O____O

LOL

And you know what else looks huge? My head. I wish Sam would stop leaning back in photos or stand behind me, because he always makes me look extra gigantic -_-

Now I’m quite convinced that it’s my hair that looks the weirdest.

It looks like crap when it’s styled, it looks like crap when it’s not styled and it takes sooo long to style it so I have this huge temptation to cut it all off.

Like a pixie crop!!!

Then I won’t have tangles like these anymore:


Bahahahaha.
It kinda resembles a bird’s nest.

Ever since I started dying my hair to lighter colours, tangles have become really frequent and when I get lazy to get them out of my hair, the above picture is the result.

Needless to say wherever I went, people stared at my hair…

Oh and I’ve finally figured out how to tie a bun!

My hair isn’t that long, it’s really fine and soft (most of the time lol) so it’s quite impossible to get a full, nice looking bun but I succeeded eventually!!! Yay!

My hair colour looks so lush in flash on photos, but I’m starting to dislike how it looks in real life…

Maybe I’ll go for a dye job AND a hair cut :D

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I’m super tired right now, so I’ll end this post soon but not until I finish the Grand Finale…

With our KTV session!!!

Party World at International Building is amazing!

They have a damn FOOT MASSAGER FOC for you to use while singing. Not a bad idea since the non-singers wouldn’t be so bored.

I’ve been there several times before but it never fails to wow me everytime.

When I think of how I used to go to KBOX I feel so stupid now. KBOX is stupidly expensive for what it’s worth, has lousy, smelly old rooms with torn couches, very limited songs and really bad sound systems!

Party World FTW!!!

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Ok… the moment of truth is here.

……See the lyrics on screen?

Remember how I said I took a video of Sam singing “My Heart Will Go On” and I’ll upload it when he lets me?

Well, he hasn’t given me permission yet, in fact I haven’t really asked but I decided to upload it anyway coz IT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!

You have to love me for this!!!

Presenting to you, ladies and gentlemen, pure Karaoke gold :



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is it FUNNY or what?!? Omg I tried so hard to not crack up while I was shooting the video!


♥ He is so ADORABLE I swear!!!!!!

And he is so going to kill me when he sees this. YOU MUST KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY!

I love how he attempts Celine Dion and then realizes he has no fookin idea what he’s doing hahahahaha

LOTS OF LOVE!

xoxo,
Jess

SAM’S FIRST VIDEO!!! aka social suicide

Ok this is probably social suicide, lots of unglamorous moments but IMMA POST IT ANYWAYS cuz its funny as hell!

Sam decided to try his hand at video editing and this is the result:

BAHAHAHAHAHAA EFFING FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing whenever I see it.

It’s just a bunch of random candid videos he took of me!


The pictures are supposed to match the lyrics lolol

Ok here’s to explain some of the video:

At 0:14 it says “I’m turning 17!” and it’s an inside joke because when we first met each other, he thought I was 18 and when I told him I was only 16 turning 17 he freaked out majorly… LOL

At 0:22 it shows him being on webcam with me, and it matches the lyrics because he was always there to comfort me whenever I was upset even though we’ve never met each other before

At 0:24 you see me dancing with a god damn killer whale (TILLY!) in my PJs in our hotel room in Orlando HHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I didn’t know he was taking a video!!!

At 0:45 you see… BLOATED STOMACH FTW! After we ate at a buffet, we took pics of each others’ stomach to compare roflol I can’t believe he included that pic in the video omg! FYI, his stomach was MUCH bigger than mine okie!!!

At 0:58 you see my “broken smile”, as Maroon 5 sings. A supah ugly pic he took of me during class today WTF. So mean!! T_T

And that concludes his masterpiece. He says he will edit more.

Hopefully this time, it includes SOME flattering images of me…. Is it funny or is it funny?!

Goodbye, social image!!!

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xoxo,
Jess

♥ Valentine’s Day 2010 ♥

I thought long and hard about what to get Sam for Valentine’s Day.

I didn’t want to just get him a shirt / tie / cologne and leave it at that.. I mean, c’mon, how boring is that?

So finally, I came up with…

The night he arrived in Singapore, I made sure my room had a romantic ambience…

So I lit up a vanilla-scented candle from Victoria’s Secret, and beside it was a heart shaped chocolate fudge cake / brownie thingy I baked +++ a single stalk of rose..

Not just any rose, it was a rose from the previous bouquet that he gave me.. I dried / preserved the flowers and gave one back for him to keep ♥

The vanilla-scented candle is awesome! It smells amazing plus it burns for DAYS.. Great buy for USD 10

Also decorated my wall!

I love how innocent it looks.. crayons are so fun :)

I bought these amazing gel crayons that are almost exactly like normal oil pastel crayons except they don’t smudge, and they smell GREAT!!!!

That’s my B’day present above my decorations, a portrait Sam drew of us and ABOVE that is….

My beloved killer whale!!!!!!

Yup, I have a killer whale as big as me hanging on my ceiling.. every night I lie on my bed and look up at him.

His name is ♥ Tilly, named after Tilikum, the largest killer whale in captivity and also the one we spent the most time with at Sea World Orlando.

I have 3 other killer whales in my room – ♥ Trua, Malia and Bob… ♥ but I’ll post more about them next time!

I have so many pics of myself with Sea World Orlando’s killer whales!!!! I’m so excited to blog about it omgomg but I figured I’d do V’Day post first.

This was my wall after Sam decorated it with super pretty sparkly lights!!!!!

After this arrangement, he took it down and made it into a heart shape x)

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Part 1 of my V’day present!


♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Thank you baby!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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Part 2 of my V’day present~~

He booked spa treatments for the both of us @ Spa Botanica and a one night stay at Sentosa Resort & Spa!

I hardly ever visit Sentosa and the last time I was back here was @ the old Beaufort Villa attending a crazy ass bachelor’s party… I know everyone’s heard this all before BUT MAN DOES TIME FLY!!!!!

Checking in… Bahahahaha I love how the reflection warped our faces

Got our keys, now off to the Spa!

Sam likes the Zen feel of the resort

Peacocks roaming around freely!!!! So majestic.

I was told that if you accidentally run over one of these things it would cost you $500. I was appalled.

A peacock is 1/4 the price of a puppy?!?!?! So much for being property of Sentosa.

They gave us a buggy ride to our destination!! The last time I sat on a buggy, it was at Hilton Grand Vacations Club in the US with my Dad so it brought back a lot of memories.

One of these was our room!


And we arrive at…



Spa Botanica!

Sam booked this one because it was rated #1 Spa in Singapore… I could see why~

State of the art facilities and an excellent environment deems it worthy of the title

Bahahahahahaha I love how all three of the staff members at the counter are giving the “WTF” look in this picture!!!!!

…I stopped taking photos inside the spa after this to avoid more WTF looks :P

We were given locker keys, and inside our own lockers we had bathrobes, towels, slippers etc…

I got changed into their bathrobe and honestly it was a unique experience walking around completely naked except for a flimsy bathrobe and disposable undies they provided you with.

Their bathroom had a jacuzzi filled with flower petals in it, I so wanted to use it omg!!!! But obviously the male and female bathrooms were separated and I didn’t wanna go alone.

In fact, even their SWIMMING POOLS have a men and women section… Sucks balls!!!!!!

It was this nice too!!! But once again, didn’t want to swim alone -_-

Don’t they know that so many couples go for spa treatments together?!?

So we were led into some fancy room and began our spa treatment.

You’re supposed to lie face down on this “bed” so they have a hole for your head to fall into, like this:

The one @ Spa Botanica was obviously state of the art and a lot better la. But anyway I was pleased that it had a hole for my head but very soon I realized they did not have HOLES FOR MY BOOBS!!

And they HURT.

Like, am I the only girl whose boobs hurt when she lies face down??

I would imagine every girl would be in pain lor, unless you are AA cup la!! Your boobs get squashed so uncomfortably, how to relax?!?! That’s a problem I always encounter when I go for massages..

Thankfully my masseuse noticed my discomfort and offered me towels for support.

Note that when doing spa massages, you are required to be COMPLETELY NAKED except for wearing undies ehehehe!!!

And get this – they totally massage your butt and boobs too!!! They will pull down your undies and just rub your butt in circular motions.

HAHAHAHAHAHA me and Sam were giggling like maddddd because we didn’t expect them to touch our butts.

Call us childish, but it is EFFING FUNNY when a stranger rubs your ass so openly!!!

It was supposed to be relaxing but we were talking and laughing sooo much. Some parts were painful, some parts really ticklish..

Eventually I did fall asleep though, when it became too relaxing :P

I really really enjoyed myself and I’d recommend you guys to check out Spa Botanica if you like to be pampered!

We did full body green tea exfoliating scrub + full body massage and other random stuff…

Be prepared to pay a hefty price though, the spa treatment alone will cost you 600+ for 2 persons.

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After our Spa treatment, we went back to our hotel room…

Pleasantly surprised to find that it was bigger than the Hilton and Hyatt which we stayed at in Orlando!

Big tub!!!!

Took a long bubble bath and it was the best ♥ ♥ ♥

Who else loves filling the tub up with so much foamy bubbles that you can’t even see water on the surface anymore?

I miss taking bubble baths, it’s so fun! Used to take them weekly when we were staying in Bukit Timah, but our current condo’s bathtub is so uncomfortable and crappy!

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Watched a bit of TV after our baths then we went out for dinner!

Red for V’day only seems most appropriate ;)

We dined at The Cliff - which was almost right next to our hotel room and it was supposed to be your “perfect” romantic hideout – perched on a cliff itself, dining al fresco, expensive fine dining food and all…

NOT.

Grossly overpriced for the mediocre quality and quite shitty ambience since all around me were SPGS just dying to have one expensive meal with disgusting old angmohs.

I feel bad for Sam because I knew he booked this restaurant truly believing it would serve fantastic food (anyone would assume so after looking at the price tag it comes with) but I’m not sorry to say that the food SUCKED.

However, despite the sucky restaurant, we still had a great time… Mainly because we were laughing our asses off. The meal would come, we’d stare at the tiny portion, we’d take a bite out of it, then look at each other and burst out laughing.

Then we’d jokingly fantasize about the thousand and one other better ways we could have spent this sum of money on.

The funny conversations and our light hearted spirits still made the evening a truly enjoyable one. I love you baby ♥

Sam trying to figure out how to pronounce the names of the food on the menu HAHAHA we were so amused while trying to figure out their fancy names.

Unless you are loaded off your nuts, then you probably wouldn’t enjoy fine dining because it’s an acquired taste. I don’t just mean expensive dishes, I mean unnecessarily expensive and fancy dishes which have a whole bunch of ingredients you’ve never heard of before and it tastes like shit altogether.

The oysters gave my poor baby food poisoning for several days after too!!! Boo.

So if you’re looking for a good restaurant in Sentosa, trust me, The Cliff isn’t what you’re looking for.

Service wasn’t that great either. Major dislike this restaurant. So overrated.

I have ONE good thing to say though - their foie gras was FAB. Like really really stupidly good.

Other than that, everything else was completely shit. Go there for their foie gras but be prepared to pay 80 bucks for that already.

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Went back to our room to snuggle and watch DVDs… and that concludes our Valentine’s Day celebration!

♥ I had a wonderful time baby, thank you for everything ♥


You make me a very happy girl.

By far my best V’day ever, and hopefully many more to come.

xoxo,
Jess

Sam doing Stitch

Took this after we watched Lilo & Stitch.

He said he could do Stitch’s voice, amused I was at this suggestion so I whipped out my camera.

There’s never a boring moment with him around!!!

See you in 3 weeks baby!

xoxo,
Jess
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