Sam, Jess and Shiberty’s Sweets @ Charity Flea for Japan!

Join Nuffnang, your favourite bloggers and Park Royal on Kitchener Road as we launch Ganbatte! Japan, a charity flea market that helps to raise funds for Japan’s natural disaster victims.

Nuffnang staff, bloggers and blogshop owners from Jipaban will be proud stall-owners at the flea, where all profits will be donated to Singapore Red Cross for relief efforts in Japan.

Date: 9th April 2011 (Saturday)
Time: 2 PM to 5 PM
Venue: PARKROYAL on Kitchener Road, Emerald Ballroom 1 & 2

Why am I telling all of you this??

Because.. I WILL BE THERE OF COURSE. Together with Sam my minion, erm.. sidekick, I mean, boyfriend.

We will be setting up a booth there to sell our very own home made cupcakes from Shiberty’s Sweets in the name of GOODWILL!

You know what that means? That means DITCH your diet and your friends and your plans for Saturday and come join us at Park Royal Hotel. The calories and money will be for a great cause. *nods*

It is 9pm at the moment and I have a lot more cupcake work to do, specifically about 30+ more. I’ve already been worked like a dog today since the moment I got up, but instead of sleeping, what am I gonna do?

After this blog post imma bake more cupcakes to sell for charity tomorrow!!!

I am terrified that I am going to appear there tomorrow with a gazillion cupcakes in my hands and no one is going to buy and eat them. Then I’ll just look like a fat kid who ordered one too many cupcakes for herself so please come support Sam and I and Shiberty’s Sweets + do your part as a good samaritan!! ♥

If you’ve ever wondered what my cupcakes taste like, or you’re hesitant about buying 12 (my minimum order) or you wanna taste test first… this is your chance to nomz on food that I cooked personally for you!!! When else can you ever say you’re eating food cooked by Underage Girl the blogger, huh huh??

There will be other popular bloggers doing their own special thing there, and lucky draws & awesome prizes to be won! Come take pictures and hang out us and I am even considering selling hugs and kisses.

WHO WANTS TO BUY??

Or even better, buy 1 cupcake and get 1 hug free, yay!!!!!

SEE YOU GUYS THERE ON 9TH APRIL. STEADY? OK!
DON’T LEAVE ME IN THE LURCH THANKOO I DOWAN TO BE ALONE.

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So, with that out of the way…

I know I promised there will not be the word “cake” in my next post (which means this one.)

Evidently, I failed. -_-

For that I am sorry, even I am getting sick of looking and hearing about cakes wtf but it’s inevitable – cakes are a big part of my life now!! At least now I have a valid reason for being chubby, right? I mean c’mon, who wouldn’t be tempted with the amazing food I cook up?! Hey look something good for once came out of my weight gain!

Anyways to make up for all the cake talk, I will share a funny fact about myself with you (at least I think it’s funny)

Because I am self-absorbed like that. Even when I blog about a charity flea there has to be a section just for me.


HERE GOES NOTHING!

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Random fact about me for your amusement:

I am really hairy.

No, not really down south, but I mean I’m hairy in places where people shouldn’t be.

I have a moustache (For real??? YEAH.) above my upper lip, and it seems like the more I shave it the more obvious it grows back. I’m so not gonna post a picture of it although I’m tempted to, sometimes when I get lazy to shave I have to photoshop it away and it’s quite embarrassing actually. If you scrutinize my unphotoshopped close up pictures, you may just see some fuzz or a shadow above my lips o.O

Why bother putting on vain things like fake eyelashes when I have hairy moustache on my face?? I dunno! At least Sam doesn’t seem to mind.

Whenever I can’t be arsed to shave, my leg hairs get so long they remind me of orang utans.

LOL fuck did I just say orang utans??? I meant to type rambutan (huge difference but spelling similar) but I guess they give the same meaning in this sense.

I blame my unsightly hairyness on my chinese zodiac. According to my mum I am super hairy because I am a monkey (like really, it’s my asian horoscope) and monkeys are known to be hairy, stubborn and outgoing!!

It is most unfortunate that I should have excessive hair on places that I should be bald when places I SHOULD have hair, actually have none!!!!!!

Like my invisible EYEBROWS. *grumble grumble*

These were before I got brow resurrection done @ Browhaus.

This is after embroidery. ♥

And unfortunately, I happen to be slightly balding at the top of my head too. :@

Wtf is this shit???

God, Y U NO FAIR?!

P.S – This bit here has nothing to do with the rest of the post but for a moment I was very excited about my real life hair being EXACTLY the same as my Maplestory character hair LOL.

Yes recently Sam has urged me to start playing Maplestory with him again -_-

My maplestory hair

My real life hair!! LOLOL look like or not?

I even have the straight cut bangs and matching hair color!!!! *easily amused*

Ignore the retarded reflection face plz I was focusing very hard on trying to capture the back of my head on camera perfectly.

Of course my hair doesn’t look like that now, since some annoying voice inside of my head managed to convince me that dyeing it a different color + perming it + chopping it short would be a good idea.


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Anyways, back to my point.

About 2 years ago, this guy from my school was eyeing me very intensely for about 3 minutes, until I got sort of uncomfortable…

I think he noticed that I noticed he was eyeing me, so he suddenly blurted, “Hey Jess, I wonder what it feels like to kiss you.”

And I was like… “WHAT? If you wanna know, why don’t you just kiss me and find out??”

But of course I didn’t actually say that, the thought just crossed my mind but he continued saying,

“I wonder how it feels like to kiss you with all that hair above your lip. Must be like kissing a guy who hasn’t shaved.”

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He then pulls a :3 expression and cracks up, leaving me absolutely bewildered. In front of our other school mates so they ended up laughing at me too.

That guy was actually one of the cuter boys in our class so needless to say I was kinda like T_T lol.


……Yup. Story of my life.