Short hair!!!! Again.

Mum came back from her trip awhile back and we surprised her with the birthday cake we baked as she came through the door!!!

She was all like, “Wow!! This cake is very nice.”

…NICE?! Nice is a gross understatement mum!! You should be like “ZOMG WHAT A PRO CAKE!!” :P

Hahaha cuz my bro recently called my mum “a noob” and my mum immediately shot back, “YOU’RE THE NOOB ONE AH!” at dinner. So fucking hilarious we all cracked up loudly in the middle of a public restaurant!!!!

Betcha noob mums don’t use the word NUB!!!

On my way to get my hair done in mama’s car!!!!!

Here I’ve just got my brow embroidery touch up done @ Browhaus Paragon! So the next few pics I should be sporting perfect(ly fake) eyebrows. :D

Pls do a google search to look for my previous Browhaus entry before asking me unnecessary questions about how it went etc ok!!!

It was quite painful as usual :(

But super worth it!!!! I actually feel much more confident now with nice-looking well defined eyebrows. Before I had two botak batches that would make my heart sink everytime I looked at them!

I’m now thinking whether I should back off from the red lippie from now on. Some people say it looks great but others say like shit, too old, etc etc.

I dunno why Sam can never look normal in an average camwhoring shot haha!

I was having a good face day that day, so minimal PS-ing was needed. Joy! ^____^

My hair looks nice enough in this picture, but good golly me… You’ll see the real horror that it is soon enough!!!

Looks like a squirrel burrowed in my hair, had a bitch fit, flailed around endlessly before finally dying and decomposing there.

Wait, have I used that line already? I always say that to describe my hair. It seems like the only apt description there is.

Very happy with my new eyebrows ^.^

And mum got me this spiffy black lacey top!!!! Thanks momma!

I was camwhoring a lot to distract myself from the annoying traffic and puking :( I get car sick so easily. It’s almost always a guaranteed headache + nausea.

At Clover @ Far East Plaza getting my hair done!!!!!!!!! I got to know the owner of the salon through a friend a coupla years ago and they’ve always done my hair very nicely and they’re friendly too!!!!

Great service and professionalism so give it a go!

My hair was DISGUSTINGLY TANGLED omg they should star ME in “A Tangled Tale” instead of that blonde chick.

I’m surprised they had the patience to just sit there and pick at the tangles for like, 1 and half hours?!

Fail attempt at taking a picture of my stylist doing my hair at the top of my head lol.

But now you get a glorious view of my nostrils ^.^

Oh my, don’t mind my bald spot X____X

I would PS it away but I’m lazy.

What?! I’m human and flawed too despite how impossible it seems!!!

Mmmmmmhm.

Lo and behold!

My beautiful hair.

I told you a squirrel died in there!!!!!! You have no idea how hard it was to wash my hair, sleep at night, or do anything without feeling like I’m walking around with a bird’s nest on my head. :(

I am SO GLAD IT’S ALL OUT!! Thank you Clover! They didn’t charge me extra for the amount of time, trouble and extra manpower required to take out my tangles. I reckon other salons would have charged a fee or turned me away.

Because really, who would want to face that shit?

ALL OUT!!! TYTYTYTYT SO HAPPY. Yup that’s what my hair looks like wet, if you ever wanna imagine me fresh out of the shower xD

They snipped off quite a bit of hair and A LOT of clumps just… fell out of my head. Apparently they were already fallen off but got tangled so they didn’t drop just yet.

I’m pretty sure all the crazy combing broke many hair strands as well too lol…. worse than having hair extensions.

Having my head massaged and hair washed by the stylist after all my tangles were out and running a comb through my hair without a single knot was one of the most AMAZING feelings ever.

Everytime I get my hair all done nicely, I tell myself…. “Don’t worry hair, I’ll take care of you from now on!! Never again will I disgrace you and let you turn to shit” but it’s always a lie :’(

Give it a couple of months and my hair would have something drastic happening to it again. Goodbye, dreams of silky long hair.

And this is me with short hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At Marina Bay Sands nomming on dinner buffet after doing hair. ^.^

I personally don’t think there’s a HUGE difference. I did chop a significant lengthy chunk off, but for some reason I’m not looking at myself going… “Omg, what happened?!”

Guess I’m too used to ever-changing hairstyles!!! I know I probably look best with normal long hair but I do enjoy change every once in awhile. I’d HATE to have the same hair constantly.

So so so do you like it?????????

If you think it’s auntie don’t tell me ok I don’t wanna hear!!!!! The hair stylist told me I look very Korean, hua hua hua so I don’t care watchu say u just jeluz I know it.

My expression is obviously… “SO, you like my new hair????”

Why am I so easy to read!!!!!!!!!

Dunno what’s so funny. I think I was just delirious with hunger.

LIKE I AM NOW. Fml so hungry but nothing to eat except amazingly gorgeous and yummy cupcakes I baked earlier today, which I will be sharing with y’all soon.

But cupcakes aren’t the same as savoury food :(

-waits till 4am so I can order Maccas breakfast… it’s 3am now-

Random pic of Jer and Jan because they waited for me to do my hair for like 2 hours so we could have diner together. TQ for your patience!!! ^.^

And LOOKIE! Jan cut her beautiful long hair short too!!!!!!! She obviously looks a lot cuter in that hairstyle than me. Plus her hair actually looks healthy, not like mine, all fried :p

I must say that having short hair is very refreshing though.

This is probably THE SHORTEST I’ve had it my whole life!!!!!

Save cost on shampoo + conditioner, absolutely NO tangles, since styling is so limited you don’t have to spend a lot of time maintaining it…. hell yeah. Plus I think I look “Fresh” in a way. LOL.

Like “fresh” out of a chemistry lab explosion – “Dude, what happened to your hair?!” is a question I can predict I’m going to be asked a lot in the near future.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Since I’m so effing hungry, here are some random food pics we’ve cooked recently.

I told BB boy I haven’t had good mushroom soup in ages (outside sell one all Campbell or premade shit yucks) and he made me gourmet mushroom soup blended from fresh PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS!

Also a heart puff pasty to fill me up!!! I love youuuuu ♥ Sweet or what?!!

In return, late at night I made him some roasted vegetables… Roasted onions, whole mushrooms, tomatoes (spiced + seasoned heavily of course so it’s MAJOR yums)

And potatoes!!!!!

I’m over roasting potatoes. Boiling then frying them ensures better consistency, plus it’s kinda easier too!

Bloody hell I need to stop thinking about food T____T

….Fine I shall go play Neopets now to take my mind off food. Haha what a convenient excuse.

2 self absorbed pictures to end this post with.

You are given permission to marvel at my astounding beauty k thxbye.