Weird Bodily Things

Bahhh I am so annoyed with myself!!!!

I PROMISED myself that I would go to the doctor’s today (and yesterday plus the day before) but I still didn’t end up going because….. I don’t even know why.

I think it’s just a childhood stigma thing – that going to the doctor’s is bad and that means there is something wrong with you (and obviously there are many things wrong with me) and for some reason I am STILL scared of doctors and never visit them even when I’m sick.

I only visit them when I absolutely have to (like high fever or something) and by then I’m usually too sick to care anyways.

The funny thing is, most of the time I go to the doctor’s only because I want to know what’s causing my problem so that I can prevent it in the future, but rarely do I ever consume the medicine that I’m supposed to take on a daily basis because I hate medicine.

Most of the time I just let myself get better on my own… Takes longer, but it builds up my immune system, no? *lies to self*

I HATE it when doctors tell you the meds are sweet or tasteless when in fact every single one of them taste like absolute fucking shit.

I’m not expecting them to taste like skittles or anything, but omg why can’t they add flavoring or something it just taste so bad!!!!

Actually it does taste like they added flavouring. Essence of Shit probably.

I CANNOT take liquid meds because I’m very sensitive towards certain taste / smells and I will gag up a storm if you force it down my throat.

Speaking of which, I think almonds taste really awful. There was once at my cousin’s wedding, they had almond paste for dessert (a whole fuckin bowl of cream of almonds soup yuck) and my mother was telling me how rude it would be to not finish the food at peoples weddings so I was forced to gulp it all down.

While I was swallowing it, I already had a very bad feeling because my tastebuds were completely rejecting it and it became so bad that I gagged really badly and almost puked right back onto my bowl after my fourth spoonful or something.

Not very pretty at all as you can imagine…

You know what’s strange? I HATE eating nuts whole (or when they’re in concentrated paste / soup form) but I’m completely ok with taking them in small quantities.

Like indian food for example – they use a lot of nuts and tons of herbs and spices. Pretty sure I would puke if I had a concentrate of each ingredient alone, but a bit of everything makes it so much more bearable.

Besides, who could like almond paste anyway?!? Yuck, wanna puke when I think about it now.

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Ok I didn’t realize just how long I’ve been rambling on. You might be wondering why I’m suddenly on the topic of medical issues..

That’s because I’ve been having the most DISGUSTING rashes / hives recently and they’re driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!


WARNING : DISTURBINGLY ITCHY IMAGE AHEAD.

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…..FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How fucking disgusting is that?!?!?!

My heart dies a little inside every time I look at that picture, because I realize that’s me.

I’ve developed this extremely itchy and ferociously vastly spreading rash on my outer thigh, near my ass.

At first there wasn’t anything there at all, the area just felt particularly itchy so I started scratching and then it evolved from particularly itchy to UNCONTROLLABLY itchy like omfg it was so bad I really wanted to cry.

It would itch SO much that I would be ripping my skin out just trying to not go crazy from the itch. It happened about a week plus ago…

The reason why I haven’t seen the doctor yet (besides the stupid reasons stated at the start of this post) is because at first, it was very mild.

Just a few red bumps at the start, but with each day the condition got worse. I would scratch myself to death at night (when I’m not aware of it) and wake up every morning with horribly inflamed rashes all over!!!

Initially I thought it was bed bugs and I freaked out so bad. I was prepared to stay at a hotel until my imagined-bed-bug-problem was fixed but then I realized it made no sense that bed bugs would bite SPECIFICALLY on my outer thighs…

It cannot be food or any other random allergies, because I’ve been staying home very often and eating exactly the same things I’ve been eating.. as far as I know, I don’t have any food allergies although my skin is VERY sensitive.. like crazily sensitive.

If any part of my body touches a foreign substance or a particularly dirty / dusty object, my skin would start to itch and turn red in about 15 seconds.

I would feel an uncomfortable tingling / burning sensation and the next thing I know, I have a spontaneous mini-rash. Lovely.

So anyway, I decided to think about this situation LONG AND HARD for the entire day, because I was sick and tired of not knowing why it’s happened and I don’t want to just go the doctor’s and have him diagnose me with something stupidly obvious because more than likely he’ll tell me I’m eating the wrong food and he’ll just give me some anti-itching cream and some anti biotics and tell me to rest well.

I HAVE to know what’s causing this madly depressing rash and I have come to believe that what’s causing me all this misery is actually….


My chair.

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YES, my beloved chair that Sam bought from ikea last year to solve all my backache problems….

I asked my maid when was the last time she cleaned my chair, and she said a few days ago, when I just went out for shopping. LIES, BITCH!!!!

Upon closer inspection, I was horrified to see that a stain I’d accidentally left on my chair a few months ago (brown chocolate sauce I think) was STILL there, so that means my maid hasn’t cleaned it in like FOREVER!

I was so pissed off with her because obviously she’s lying and she never does her work properly!!! *angry*

1) I left the webcam on that day when I went out, Sam said he never saw her cleaning it and 2) The chair is absolutely filthy!

Knowing my super sensitive skin and looking at the state of my chair and the many months of bacteria and germs I allowed to build up on it, I think it’s highly likely that it’s my chair that’s causing my fugly, unbearable rashes.

I went nuts just now and rubbed hand sanitizer in crazy amounts all over my chair, my keyboard, my make up.. ANYTHING that could be collecting germs.

I didn’t have anti-bacterial wipes and I figured just soap wasn’t enough, so hand sanitizer works too right… RIGHT?!?

Dunno but whatever.

Well anyway after cleaning my chair, my ass feels so much less itchy after sitting on it!! Maybe it’s just my imagination but I feel better already.

I thought I’d just share this experience with you guys, because anything could happen to anyone!

I suggest you go wipe your phone with anti-bacterial wipes before you face starts to break out!!!!!!!!


LIKE THIS!
Le sigh. Just a gentle reminder…

I’m hopefully going to the doc’s later with my mum, just to make sure I don’t have herpes or anything. Lol just kidding. But I still should go to the doc’s.

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While we’re on the topic of Weird Bodily Things, I thought I might as well make this post more interesting by sharing with you guys what weird things I can do with my body!

Well I can’t make my ears move or do cartwheels, but I can….


Roll my tongue into weird ass shapes!!

I can do a U shape, I can do some cool “backflips” and twist and turn it, and of course… the “flower” shape you see in the above picture!!!!

Well it’s not very well done there because it’s hard to take a close up of your tongue with a heavy DSLR camera while maintaining that position lol

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Another Weird Bodily Thing about me is that…


I am strangely flexible in certain areas for somebody who never stretches.
Take my fingers for example!!!!

I can bend it back superrr far
by just using my muscles and not pulling it back with anything.

It may not look like very much, but try bending your fingers backwards like that and I’m pretty sure mine goes back way more than yours!!!

Not that I’m trying to show off or anything, since it’s not exactly a talent, but y’know… just sayin’ LOL.

(actually apparently it is, a thai person saw that and was very impressed, she insisted I should take up thai dance classes because they have very elaborate hand movements. hah!!!!)

Ok gonna end this disturbing post as quickly as I started it.

Sorry if I made you itchy just by looking at my rash pics, because I know how terrible it looks!!!!!

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So what kind of Weird Bodily Things do you guys have?

Can you move your ears? Or perhaps, touch the tip of your nose with your tongue? Can you move your little toe without moving the rest?

Or maybe you have had a really fucked up rash before, just like the one I’m having now? *sighs and sympathizes*

I really hope this rash clears up ASAP because I’m leaving for Australia in about a week.. omg cannot wait.

Talk to you guys soon!!!!