Some VERY SEXY pictures of me.

Credits to PhotoFunia

YEAH!!!

Behold.. the cutest pirate you’ll ever see.

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My face is a beautiful piece of art that everyone admires.

HAHAHAHAHA. Indeedy.

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Will you take Miss Jessica Cock-Eyed as your bride?

“I DO!!”

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Something James doesn’t know about. I miss you too, secret admirer!!!!

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WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT HUH?!?

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I make funny faces, and people draw them.

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Oh yea you can tell by my expression how much I enjoy lying on Angelina Jolie’s boobs.

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They just can’t help themselves, can they?

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Look out for me on the streets ~

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WHAT?!?! I don’t want some female groupies! I want hot guys like Zac Efron fawning over me.

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Vogue is proud to have me grace their cover. *flashes supermodel smile*

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Hail me, bitches.

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Shhh, don’t tell everyone that my hugeass photo is plastered in the middle of New York City.

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HAHAHAHAHA Grandpa is mimicking my sexy expression.

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That’s all…

For now!

xoxo, Jess