ZOO!!!

*note: pics are uploaded by blogger, therefore would be tiny, do click on them if you wish to view a larger version

Was at Ang Mo Kio Hub yesterday during Youth Day Holiday (yay for being young!) at like, 10.30AM?!

Soooo damn early!

But bo bian, cuz I had to…

CELEBRATE EUNICE’S BIRTHDAY!!!! HEHEHEEH. I love to bully her, look how I made her carry all my plastic bags =D

You may be a kuku bitch, but I love you anyway.

…And we went to the ZOOOOOOOO!!

Jasmine, Jessica and Euniceeee! MIGHTIES!!!!


Wynne and Me. Look how Tall I am! I feel good, nanananananaa~

I haven’t been to the Zoo since like, primary school I think. Our next stop would be underwater world! And I wanna go to Night Safari also. Yipeeeee!!

Although it was hot, smelly, and very tiring, but it was pretty damn fun! There were alot of stupid animals though, like some pigs lying around.

Wynne said that “those animals must be thinking: walao, stupid humans here to see me laze around again!” HAHAHA

OH YEA!!!! Before I forget, let me present to you guys THE QUOTE OF THE DAY : “Where is Simei ITE ah?”

WOOOHOO!!!! Proudly brought to you by Wynne Yeo.

Simei ITE……. is, well, you know, somewhere between Pasir Ris and Tampines.

…SIMEI ITE OF COURSE AT SIMEI LA!!! LOL

*smacks Wynne’s forehead*

Eh, bedok MRT at where ah??? Near Tampines or not??

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..Someone please save the fair maiden from distress! *bats eyelid*

Signboards for the not-so-very-clever-people-who-visit-the-zoo:

*LE GASP*!

I never knew climbing over railings could be so… DANGEROUS!

Afterall, we’re only like 5 storeys high.

EEEK!!! CHECK OUT THE PARROTS!

I think Parrots are damn cool, I can never get enough of their stupid “Hello” and “Polly wants a cracker”! LOL~~

Their tails are so damn long! Some even longer than their body itself. Hmmmm. I WANT A PARROT!

I heard a Parrot’s beak could snip off your finger if you provoke them. Gross. HAHAHAA.

Me and Eunice were freaked out just by standing like few inches away from there. I was expecting them to eat my hair!!!

*DIE CRIKEY DIE!!!!!!!!!!

In loving memory of Steve Irwin – let us all welcome the new crocodile hunter. *curtsy*

The Fantastic Four! Still got Jessica alba leh. I HAD A GREAT DAY WITH YOU GIRLS!!

Yeahhh I know I look Fucking Retarded in this photo. But check out the BABOONS!!!!

HAHAHAHA I think it’s damn sad to be a baboon!!! Everyone is just staring, pointing and laughing at your bright red ugly ass.

Reminds of the old school cartoon, “I R BABOON!”

Anyway it was pretty interesting cuz we were watching the baboons fight… =)

Think it wasn’t much of an animal day that day, I saw many animals get into fights, trying to bite or maybe eat each other!

Or are they usually all like that too? Tsk… See, that’s what happens when ya live in Singapore.

Hehehe my adorable girlfriends and a kangaroo in between!

Uhm….

…OMG LOOK! FISHES!!!!!!!!!!!1111 lyk so fucking interesting.

See what I said? White tigers fighting!!! Very fierce and interesting! You should have seen the way they snarled and roared – woah.

…WHO SAID THE ELEPHANT IS THE LARGEST LAND ANIMAL????

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…Like, so small only please.

Walao.

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MORE SIGNS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE AT THE ZOO!!

HAHAHAA~

ROFL DOUBLE HAHAHA.

People take pictures of animals at the zoo, but I take absolutely ridiculous photos of myself.

I don’t see a point in posting too many animal photos in my blog – afterall, not as though you guys haven’t seen a snake or giraffe or hippopotamus before right?

(If you really have not, I feel sad for you, feel free to take Bus 138 from Ang Mo Kio Hub straight to the Mandai Zoo! Only $16 admission fee.)

We live in kampungs.

OH YA!!!!!

This baboon is damn cute ok!!!

I assume the baby is like searching for fleas in the daddy’s back. The way he like keeps flipping through the hair is damn fucking funny!

..Imagine your hairdresser flipping through your hair when he wants to cut layers. Same action.

Tiny Wynne on top of the Huge Ass Seal

Crazy bitches. Don’t ask what we were doing – you don’t really wanna know.

And that’s the last of the Zoo piccys!

I have more, but it takes foreverrrr to upload.

I am feeling really down.

I finally realize how unworthy you are of my love. I am better off without you. The longing for your return has ceased to exist.

The man I loved is no longer around, or perhaps, he was never around – perhaps it was all just a facade.

I will miss him, but I will not miss you.

Whatever it is…

Hello to a new era of my life

Shall not elaborate much.

CYA SOON LOVELIES!

*P.S, you don’t need a scrollbar to scroll to the right, simply click your mouse and drag to the right. And yes, I will fix the “bugs” soon ok!!!!